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yerawizardharry:

Parody of ‘Tik Tok’ by Kesha. It’s about being Voldemort.

Lyrics:

Verse One:

Wake up in the morning feeling like the Dark Lord

(Merlin’s beard!)

Grab my wand, apparate, get my wizard chessboard

(Lets go)

Before I leave, kill the spare with the killing curse

When my death eaters get here it’s gonna get worse!

Pre Chorus:

I’m talking Pettigrew as my slave, slave

Potter on my father’s grave, grave

A horcrux in a cave, cave

Drop topping, opened chamber of secrets

A horcux in a locket

Killing Mudbloods is my favourite.

CHORUS:

Crucio, Imperio

I’ll be at Godric’s Hollow

Tonight, a green light

The prophecy was right

Crucio, Imperio

Avada Kevadra, whoa

Oh whoa oh

Oh whoa oh

Verse Two:

I’m gonna rule the Ministry, I’ve got some Butterbeer

Got loads of galleons in my robe, Potter’s joining me here

And now, we search around the Department of Mysteries

Wait for Potter and his friends to pick up his prophecy!

Pre Chorus:

I’m talking, dark mark in the sky, sky

Snape is really my spy, spy

Dumbledore say goodbye, bye

Now, now, Hogwarts is the zone, zone

Where’s the Philosopher’s Stone, stone

Potter’s got the stone, stone

Po-Po’s got the stone.

CHORUS:

Crucio, Imperio

I’ll be at Godric’s Hollow

Tonight, a green light

The prophecy was right

Crucio, Imperio

Avada Kevadra, whoa

Oh whoa oh

Oh whoa oh

Bridge:

A parselmouth

I talk to snakes

I ain’t a fake

Nagini’s got me

With my wand up

Put your wand up

Put your wand up

-

A parselmouth

I talk to snakes

I ain’t a fake

Nagini’s got me

With my wand up

Put your wand up

Put your wand up

-

The evil don’t start ‘till I walk in

CHORUS:

Crucio, Imperio

I’ll be at Godric’s Hollow

Tonight, a green light

The prophecy was right

Crucio, Imperio

Avada Kevadra, whoa

Oh whoa oh

Oh whoa oh

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I DON’T EVEN WATCH AVPM BUT THIS SHOULD TOTALLY BE IN AVP3.