"...but you’re like HOLY FUCKING SHIT WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CELERY JESUS." -rectumofglory
I post just about every stupid thought that happens to flutter by, from fanfic to dog vomit. It's all fine.
"so there's the choice in life: one either grows or one decays. grow or die. I think we should grow." -Dr Robert Zubrin
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Internet still not working
I left a note on my neighbors door and I know she got it, but this has been three days and I’m kind of freaking out.
via georgzierschnitz (originally televisionismypatronus)
Lol just got electrocuted.
Teach my boss to plug a fan in by the sink.
Roommate movies?
Does anyone know of any movies with good roommate relations? Maybe a la Scott and Wallace from Scott Pilgrim, but not necessarily identical.
Just spent the last 45 minutes rage cleaning my apartment
Because I am a mature and mentally healthy adult.
I feel like arse.
Spent five hours doing heavy manual labor outside, got paid sweet fuck all to do so, I’m super dehydrated, and meh meh meh.
an ian gallagher capspam, 1.12 - father frank, full of grace
